precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

image

(Source: precumming, via iwillmindfuckyou)

gayhughhefner:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA DRUGS ARE PEOPLE DOING

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via iwillmindfuckyou)

fernacular:

attack-on-cheekbones:

righteouskungfu:

officersneepsnop:

i can’t tell if this is a girl doing female to male makeup and just put on lipstick and eyemakeup or if this is a guy who put on makeup

Either way you look at it, they have a sweet stache and deserve a high five

I am so lost

fernacular:

attack-on-cheekbones:

righteouskungfu:

officersneepsnop:

i can’t tell if this is a girl doing female to male makeup and just put on lipstick and eyemakeup or if this is a guy who put on makeup

Either way you look at it, they have a sweet stache and deserve a high five

I am so lost

(Source: slasherpaint, via majesticbuns)

kellyinigomontoya:

sexuality is literally the most fluid thing ever and i have no idea what to think anymore the only thing i know is that hot people are hot 

(Source: kellyinigo, via iwillmindfuckyou)

highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

“We knew Lady died and they wanted to re home her. My mum persuaded them to let us adopt her.” [x]

(Source: wexpyke, via litlpup)

foodstain:

i loved this part in frozen

(Source: bryko, via majesticbuns)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf, via foreveralone-lyguy)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

image

(Source: collectiveassbutts, via iwillmindfuckyou)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via iwillmindfuckyou)

dreamberks:

This is what I did instead of sleeping

(via dreamberks)

"It’s not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back, laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others’ company."

(via hiddlesluscious)

(Source: she-wears-bluevelvet, via avoxology)