faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

(via orgasmic-humor)

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

profoundnegro:

blake-nmc:

dnnm:

i am crying this is me

Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha

ACCURATE

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via pagingme)

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

(via pagingme)

ask-connies-fresh-springs:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him


that sure escalted quickly

ask-connies-fresh-springs:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

that sure escalted quickly

(via sassyavengers)

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

(via pagingme)

thirdeyesviews:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominancy

History 101

thirdeyesviews:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominancy

History 101

(via orgasmic-humor)

xbox:

To be fair, it was a really smooth gif. 

dopeybeauty:

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:

holy fuck 

a kingdom of eye-solation

(via majesticbuns)

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

(via moriarty)