barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

(via ruinedchildhood)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

tastefullyoffensive:

Man’s greatest invention. [video]

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

nutellanatalia:

asian:

nutellanatalia:

i wanna try dating an asian guy

Date me

no not you

(Source: , via fuckyeahloldemort)

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

(Source: neilcicierega, via fuckyeahloldemort)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

(via litlpup)